.Petition Against God.

In recent observations of the mass of "Yay God" things wreaking havock in our dorm, Jill and I have decided to start a petition to rid our hall of all of these obscenities. The obstructions are plaguing our bathroom, our elevator and now, even our own dorm room doors. This madness has got to stop you see. Just because God made trees to give these people paper, it does not mean that they have to prostitute their religion in all of our faces. These people here fail to recognize that maybe, just maybe, not everyone feels the same "Jesus loves me and I love him so very very muchhhh!" syndrome that they all posess. And hey, God's cool, I just dont think he exists the way everyone else does and that's okay, because that's my RIGHT. And I have the RIGHT to not have to be constantly subjected to other people's efforts in converting me. I don't feel the need to shove my beliefs in everyone's faces, so respect me and do the same. Especially when we're in school, because it is sort of, the LAW, to adibe by that.

So Jill and I decided to take action and make "Yay for Satan" signs and post them in our bathroom. Yes, there was a probably a better plan of action we could have taken but hey, we're immature. Our signs lasted about five minutes. Granted they had things talking about animal sacrifices... but that's besides the point. So then I tore all of their Yay Jesus signs off of the walls. After coming back from class I went back in the bathroom and there were even more Yay for Jesus flyers put up to replace the missing ones.

Absurd? Yes. Unnecessary? Yes. Just like the whole thing.

So this is Jill and I's next step, forming a petition to post in our bathroom, and give to our RA.

So if you all would be so kind as to sign this and make the blood thirsty Jesus freaks stop their madness.